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Remember, Elvis probably really is dead. Clicking “like” on a post does not mean that you truly love kittens. Nothing horrible should happen to you if you don’t forward an email to 25 friends in the next 15 minutes. You may not even have Prince Albert in a can or a refrigerator that is “running”. My lazy refrigerator has stayed in the same place for years.